Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
The next bird flies overhead,
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
A third bird flies over .
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,
"Go see if that was a duck."
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
A man went to see his doctor
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
His doctor prescribed some pills,
but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
but that didn't do any good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
"But doc,"protested the patient,
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."